Thursday, July 31, 2008

Droguri


Many people use drugs, psychoactive and otherwise. These people may or may not be homosexuals. Emos particularly liek drugs as a prelude to their cutting sessions and to also make themselves sound more hard core.

People who hate drugs often claim to be "high on life". Dr. Park N. Stones has studied this phenomenon and claims that these people are lamers who have never taken a mind-altering drug.

Why Drugs Are Bad

Drugs are bad, m'kay ?

Drugs are all called "drugs" because they are all exactly the same. If a crackhead on a comedown robs someone, it is because he was on drugs.

Therefore, any drug that can be called a drug (but not one that has been legitimately prescribed) is the same as crack. If it wasn't, they wouldn't both be called drugs now, would they?

Incidentally, whilst it is completely OK to take prescribed drugs in the advised dosage whilst you are ill, if you take exactly the same drugs for fun when you are not ill, they immediately become drugs, and therefore crack.

Drugs go by many slang terms, such as:

  • nothing
  • "No, mom, I'm not going to get high"
  • homework
  • CD
  • video game
  • "That's not mine"
  • baseball practice
  • Movie
  • school project
  • DVD
  • watchin' the game.
  • books
  • "I'm just going to the mall, bitch"
  • "Studying"
(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Drug)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

coae deci pula mea drogurile ruleaza frate.

and remember kids...everyone at a rave is high, even the paramedics :)))

Radu said...

romaneste vorbesti ?

Anonymous said...

nem.

Anonymous said...

i can relate to.. DVD-uri

Anonymous said...

think it goes together with "mowing the lawn" "how that get in there" "i have glaucoma" and "did we pass holland already??"